Knock knock jokes for kids are often the first jokes young kids learn to tell. Usually, their first jokes aren't that funny, but there's something about the predictability of the pattern of a knock knock joke that makes them easy to master.

While the best jokes for kids often rely on multiple meanings or situational humor, funny knock knock jokes are usually plays on the words themselves. That means from toddlers just learning language to tweens that will groan out loud, everyone gets a knock knock joke.

When you’re all done laughing at these knock knock jokes, try our funny school jokes for kids, these corny dad jokes, and more things that bring on the LOLs in our Ultimate Collection of Riddles, Knock-Knocks, and More Jokes for Kids​. Let the silliness begin!

Looking for restaurants serving breakfast in Houston? Check out one of these kid-friendly breakfast restaurants for when the kids are up early.

Where is the best place to take kids for breakfast in Houston? Whether you prefer eggs and bacon, breakfast tacos, pancakes, migas, donuts, or masala eggs, we've got the answer for you. All parents know that eating out with kids can be challenging, especially in the evening when they're tired. So why not take your kids out first thing in the morning and enjoy delicious food when they are at their best? Then they're fueled and ready for a busy day. We've picked independent and chain restaurants that we know will welcome you and your kids to fill up on breakfast treats. If your kids have woken you up early, these restaurants are open early to serve you breakfast, and some have an online waitlist, so you don't need to stand in line with hungry kids!

Don't worry if you miss your early morning dining. Some choices serve all-day breakfast, or you can check out our full restaurant guide for more ideas on family-friendly restaurants in Houston. 

Looking for the best coffee shops in Houston that welcome kids? We've got a list of kid-friendly coffee shops that have things for kids to do while you sip coffee.

Our kids bring us two feelings equally - great joy and great exhaustion! Whether you’re tired from getting up at night or worn out with running around the park – or both – a caffeine pick-me-up might be just what you need. Perhaps you want to meet up with other parents in a child-friendly space? Look through our choices and pick out a welcoming space with delicious coffee. We have so many fantastic coffee shops in Houston, but we've highlighted those that welcome your little ones with features like extra space, games, a patio, and kid’s menu options. We’ve combined our search for great coffee beans with a warm welcome for kiddos to draw up our list of the best coffee shops in Houston to bring your kids when you need caffeine. Our list includes choices for downtown and also surrounding neighborhoods.

Need more than a drink and looking for family-friendly restaurant options? Check out our extensive restaurant guide, including Best Kid-Friendly Restaurants in Houston: Where Kids Can Play While Parents Eat, Tex-Mex restaurants in Houston with Free Ice Cream, or 13 Kid-Friendly Barbecue Restaurants in Houston.